A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die”. 

  1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.  

 2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back   to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don’t burden him with household chores.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.  ”You’re going to die,” she replied.

 JOKE 2

 A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…””What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” ”No. You had your chance. Lights out.”

 Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”

“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!” Five minutes later… “Daaaa-aaaad…” “WHAT??!!”

“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?” 

 JOKE 3

Q: How is a woman like a condom?

A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your you know?

JOKE 4

How do you get a man to do situps?

Glue the TV remote between his ankles…

 I love this one lol

Have a nice Day everyone

Coco Devyne